You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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