try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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