He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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