Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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