Don't you send me to vm
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Randomize
