Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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