playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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