i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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