totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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