Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
