Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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