I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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