I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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