She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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