Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
