Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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