honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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