we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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