Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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