wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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