thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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