his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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