i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sober January is a disaster.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
