Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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