I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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