my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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