She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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