You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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