My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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