did you get engaged???
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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