I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I need moral support for this bender
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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