Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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