i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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