My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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