wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
