So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
