What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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