We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
A+ Viking dick
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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