i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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