They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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