i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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