I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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