If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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