We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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