No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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