We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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