then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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