Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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