well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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