At least make sure they are 18
Why
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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