I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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