And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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