I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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