it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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